Archive for 2008/05

Weezer – 'Pork and Beans'

Weezer gets the entire internet to be in this video for their song “Pork and Beans” from their upcoming self-titled “Red Album.” Tweet

'Bad Lieutenant' Remake On Its Way!

Perhaps I’ll just rename this blog “Terrible Ideas from Hollywood” or “Here’s Some Crap To Look Forward To.” Yes, here’s ANOTHER remake for you! Nicolas Cage will star in an updated version of 1992’s “Bad Lieutenant” with Werner Herzog directing, Edward R. Pressman producing and Avi Lerner’s Nu Image/Millennium Films financing. Project, also called “Bad […]

'Point Break' Sequel In The Works

Wow, bad movie ideas flow like a pudding fountain at Al Roker’s house. (I’m just sayin’.. he probably likes pudding, who doesn’t, right?) Anyhow, this bad idea is not about remaking a movie this time, but rather,  making an unnecessary sequel. CANNES — Seventeen years after “Point Break” washed up in movie theaters, surf’s up […]

'21 Jump Street' Movie Coming

Oh this is gonna be good. Superbad star, Jonah Hill is in negotiations to bring us a big screen version of the popular 80s TV drama, 21 Jump Street. The breakout Superbad comic and Judd Apatow acolyte is in negotiations to develop a movie adaptation of the popular ’80s TV show starring Johnny Depp. It […]

Homo Erectus

I know. I giggled too at the title. Forget about Iron Man. Forget about Indiana Jones, and Batman. This summer I want to see a caveman movie with Gary Busey, Ron Jeremy and Ali Larter. What? THERE IS SUCH A THING, YOU SAY?? Yes. And here’s the trailer thus such movie. National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus! […]

Celebrity Deathwatch – James Garner

Born James Scott Bumgarner in Norman, Oklahoma, James was often forced to dress as a girl in public until his step-mother finally left his father and brothers following a fight which nearly ended in someone getting killed (thanks Wikipedia!) He changed his name to Garner after being credited incorrectly in a film. You know him […]

Sad Kermit

I guess things aren’t going so well for our old pal Kermit the Frog. He’s got a whole pile of coke, and a whole pile of depressing-as-Hell music videos. Tweet

New Batman Looks Like Old Batman

So, I’m kinda excited about the new Batman movie coming out this summer. I’m a little put off by the Heath Ledger version of the Joker. Especially since Heath had to go and die and all that dreary jazz. Anyhow, is it me, or does the latest trailer for the new movie look suspiciously like […]

Gary Coleman and 22 Year Old Wife on Divorce Court

Who would have figured. Gary Coleman’s marriage is on the rocks. I’m pretty sure I’ve had this zit on my head longer than these two have been together. Well, now they’re taking their troubles to the world famous Divorce Court. Lets take a peek. Tweet

Ewoks Gospell

There’s really only one reason to watch this video. And that reason is called BILLY. DEE. WILLIAMS. Tweet