Archive for 2007/05

Victoria Beckham Loves Me

“I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names,” Victoria Beckham moaned to Neil Sean of Sky News. “They don’t really know what’s going on in anybody’s lives. They’re just sad people that sit behind their computers.” – in reference to celebrity bloggers Dear Skinny Celebrity, I suppose its true we […]

Federline and Valderrama Collaboration?

If anyone out there has any doubt that the apocalypse is nigh, this should certainly seal it for you. Rumor has it Kevin Federline and Wilmer Valderrama were hanging out in Las Vegas over the weekend, and insisted on rapping along to every song played. Sources say K-Fed asked Fez to join him on his […]

Celebrity Bull…Riding

Saaayyyy..just a minute here, mister! “Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge?” This program sounds a lot like the name of this blog! And appears to be just as ridiculous. Vanilla Ice, Stephen Baldwin, Leif Garrett and a mess of other celebrity disasters are about to take part in a new reality show involving bull riding, […]

Britney Spears Throws Up!

Stop the virtual press, y’all! We just received some super important news! Britney Spears threw up last night, in a hotel bathroom somewhere! The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men’s toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably. Out of it, she was […]

Celebrity Deathwatch

You know him as Col. Sherman T Potter from M*A*S*H and Officer Bill Gannon from “Dragnet.” Harry Morgan, at a spry 92 years old, is STILL ALIVE! Tweet

Tinky Winky Might (still) Be Gay

Jerry Falwell might be dead, but his insane delusions of subliminal Teletubby homosexual child-corruption lives on. For some reason it appears Poland has decided to look into this matter, like a hundred years after Falwell brought it up: In Poland, the spokeswoman for children’s rights is considering banning the popular British television show The Teletubbies. […]

Lohan Goes Back to Rehab

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going back to rehab. I know, great big shocking news right? This chick has been in and out of rehab more than Scott Weiland (‘member him?) According to In Touch Weekly: “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,â€? a close friend of the 20-year-old actress tells In […]

Mr. Ashley Judd Wins Indy 415

“Racecar driver Dario Franchitti (also known as the husband of Ashley Judd) won the 91st edition of the Indy 500 on Sunday, in a rain-soaked race that had his celeb spouse cheering him on. For Franchitti, 34, Judd’s husband of nearly six years, the Indy win was one of his biggest ever, and it was […]

Pirates Can’t Beat Spidey

Looking for any excuse to put pirates into this blog, we figured we’d give you the box office numbers for this weekend. According to “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End,” pulled in an estimated $115.1 million (Friday to Sunday), falling short of Spiderman 3’s $151.1 million in its opening weekend. However, Pirates of […]

What We Learned From Spiderman 3

If you haven’t seen the insanely successful three-quel in the Spiderman series, here’s what you’re missing. Apparently weird alien black goo from outer space will turn you into an emotional, crybaby emo-type if you get it on you. It will also make you play the piano in an ‘in-your-face’ kinda way, if you’re trying to […]