Archive for the 'Paris Hilton' Category


Repo: The Genetic Opera

I know Halloween was a few days ago, but wow. This.. um.. yeah. As far as I can tell, it’s a goth musical starring Paris Hilton. Here’s a clip. Rocky Horror it is not. Tweet

Paris Hilton – Style Thief?

A California woman is suing Paris Hilton of stealing her “style.” The Simple Life star has been accused of causing “emotional distress” to fellow Californian, Nicolle O’Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress. In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, O’Neill alleges that […]

Paris Hilton on 'Letterman'

Holy crap, I laughed more watching this 10 minute clip of Paris Hilton and David Letterman, than I have in the past 10 years of his show. Who knew the old man had any funny left in him!? Tweet

Paris Hilton: Super Hero?

Rumor has it Stan Lee is considering creating a superhero based on Paris Hilton. Stan the Man says, “She won’t be your typical superhero – it’s a very funny, refreshing and compelling situation comedy. I like her. She’s a nice, lovely girl.” I love Stan Lee. He never has a bad thing to say about […]

Paris and Nicole Go Black

What goes better with Monday afternoon lunch than a little Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in black-face? Apparently Hollywood’s most famous jailbird/drunks/sluts had to change their race for some reason or other on a recent episode of The Simple Life. Don’t ask me, I don’t watch that crap. There’s something seriously wrong with these people. […]

Paris Hilton On Larry King

If you happened to have missed Paris Hilton on CNN (like I did) and you want to get caught up, you can see the entire bit over on YouTube. From what I hear its just a buncha lies and boo-hoo wah-wah from the Heiress. BWE hits the high points: A lot of people just pretend […]

Paris Hilton Makes People Go Crazy

Which reminds me, don’t forget to watch Paris Hilton’s interview with Larry King tonight on CNN. Tweet

Speaking of Nancy Grace and Paris Hilton

(turns out this isn’t real and didn’t air on CNN like this. The actual footage is here) Tweet

Paris Is Offically Free

What? Paris Who?  Who is this person everyone keeps talking about? She went to jail? How awful. Someone really should give this story more coverage. What a pretty girl to have to spend time in such a terrible place. Poor thing. I hope she can get back on her feet after such an ordeal.  I […]

The Eve of Paris Hilton’s Release

LA County officials say Paris Hilton will be released from jail some time in the next 24 hours. Breathe now, because when she walks through out those doors, all hell is going to break loose. I hope you didn’t plan on watching anything else on CNN tomorrow. Hilton’s neighbors are already bracing themselves. One flier […]