Archive for the 'Nicole Richie' Category


Christina and Nicole Give Birth

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie both gave birth over the weekend. Christina on Satuday, and Nicole on Friday (I consider Friday the weekend, because I’m off on Friday. Plus thats when you technically can start drinking early and no one gives you a weird look, because you can just say “What? Its Friday, its the […]

Hayden Panetierre is Wanted

In an attempt to save some dolphins in Japan, last month, Hayden Panetierre apparently got in the way of some fishermen and is now a wanted woman. “I learned that they have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan,” the Heroes star, 18, told E! News Wednesday. “We just found out.” Usmagazine.com has learned […]

Nicole Richie Gives Her Unborn Baby a Cigarette

Ah Nicole Richie. She is the picture of the perfect mother..who hates her baby. Nicole, who is several months pregnant,  was spotted smoking outside some hot sposts recently. Cindy Adams reports: Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking […]

Paris and Nicole Go Black

What goes better with Monday afternoon lunch than a little Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in black-face? Apparently Hollywood’s most famous jailbird/drunks/sluts had to change their race for some reason or other on a recent episode of The Simple Life. Don’t ask me, I don’t watch that crap. There’s something seriously wrong with these people. […]

Nicole Richie Preggers?

Archaeologists discovered what they initially thought to be the skeletal remains of an ancient alien-humanoid hybrid, today on a beach in Malibu. However, during standard carbon dating procedures, scientists realized what they previously believed to be prehistoric leftovers, was in fact the living corpse of “The Simple Life” star, Nicole Richie..and she might be pregnant. […]