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Lindsay Lohan on eHarmony

Initially, I wasn’t sure if this was really Lindsay Lohan doing this eHarmony parody spot for the ‘Funny or Die’ folks. But then I thought, “Whoever this is, she looks coked out, sounds like a 50-something year old chain smoking psuedo-lesbian, and probably can’t find work, other than goofy little internet videos. Yep. That’s her!” […]

Lindsay's Lesbian Wedding

Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan? I guess she’s a lesbian now.  Is that what happens when you go to rehab? Anyhow, she’s getting married to her chick-friend or something. Those crazy kids. I can reveal that Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart SAM RONSON at a private ceremony in LA later […]

Lohan Cleans Up At the Razzies

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She really tries so hard. Or not. The Golden Rasberry Awards were held last night, as I’m sure you all know. Each year, The Razzies award is given to the Worst of the Worst in film. This year, Lindsay Lohan cleaned up. Go figure. Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy have been named […]

Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan has bared all for New York Magazine in a recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s final photoshoot. Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan, another actress whose prodigious fame is not quite commensurate with her professional achievements. Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he […]

Lindsay Lohan…

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan for no specific reason. The photo is from last night’s Cloverfield premiere. Was she in that movie? I think she played the monster. Tweet

Lindsay Lohan is Broke as a Joke From Doing Too Much Coke

Poor Lindsay. Spent all her dough on coke and booze. And then rehab. Now she’s gotta go back to work like the rest of us…sorta. I mean, she’s not “Dana Plato broke” where she’s robbing video stores or anything, but still. We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her […]

Lohan Leaves Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab, and no one cares, except People magazine: Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, where she has been since August, multiple sources, including both of her parents, confirm to PEOPLE. “She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but […]

Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail…Barely.

With two DUI charges, a couple drug possession charge, and some sort of wrecklkess driving charge on her head, I fully expected Lindsay Lohan to be going away for a long time. Sadly, it looks like she’s only getting the bare minimum. She just struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of […]

Lindsay Back to Rehab…in Utah

Apparently those fancy-schmancy rehab centers in Los Angeles aren’t tough enough for Lindsay Lohan. She had to go to Utah for some serious rehabilitation this time. The Insider Online breaks news that Lindsay Lohan has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star […]

Lindsay Has No Friends

Apparently Lindsay Lohan really is a “Mean Girl.” According to the, ever so truthful and always correct National Enquirer, Lilo had these lovely things to say about her fellow actresses: *Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.” *Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep).” *Sienna Miller is a “no talent […]