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Tom Sizemore Is Going Up the Creek

Tom Sizemore won’t be doing films for awhile. Or anything else for that matter.  A  Los Angeles county judge has sentenced Sizemore to 16 months in prison for violating his probation after a 2004 meth conviction. Bummer for him, he’s going away for 16 months, no one says a word. Paris gets 23 days and […]

OJ Simpson Still Makes Headlines

OJ Simpson’s book “If I Did It,” a theoretical first person account of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, has been leaked on to the internet. One excerpt talks about the before and after of the actual act: I noticed the knife in Charlie’s hand, and in one deft move I removed […]

Paris Talks to Bawbwa Wahwah

I know, I know, its been nearly a WHOLE DAY since we’ve had anything about Paris Hilton. But fear not! Paris scored a phone interview with the View’s den mother, Barbara Walters, Sunday.  Let’s take a gander at what important life lessons Paris has already leaned from jail. “I used to act dumb,” she told […]

BACK TO JAIL!

Annnddd …its back to the clink! Paris goes in and out more than..well..  Anyhow, Judge Sauer (and boy was he ever) ordered Paris to finish her remaining sentence in jail this morning. Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.” One witness described the scene […]

Paris Week Continues…

It felt like the night before Christmas. I hardly slept. Visions of Parises danced in my head. When I woke up would she be free or back to jail? I couldn’t wait to find out! I awoke, ran to the TV only to discover she was still being loaded into car 865 to be hauled […]

Paris’ Medical Reason

Initial rumors claimed Paris Hilton’s early jail release was due to some sort of body rash, now TMZ says it was mental anguish: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that’s why she was released early this morning. […]

Paris Walks!

I’ve been awake for exactly four minutes. There’s still crust in my eyes. After fumbling for my glasses I read the instant message that just popped up on my screen. My buddy JP has just informed me summer vacation has been cut short. Its back to school early. Paris Hilton has been released from jail […]

Paris Hilton Jail Update:

She’s still in jail, folks. but if you want to drop her a line you can write her at: Paris Hilton, Inmate #9818783 Century Regional Detention Facility 11705 S. Alameda St Lynwood, CA 90262 Tweet

Paris Hilton Goes to Jail, Does Not Collect $200

And you said it would never happen! I said it too. Even though Paris Hilton got her sentence cut in half, I think we all thought she’d weasel her way out of it somehow. But it looks like she might actually be doing her time. What a stand up gal, that Paris! Just hours after […]