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Chris Crocker: Intenet Crybaby (take two)

Earlier in the week I attempted to post, the now insanely viral video of Chris Crocker whining and crying about how badly Britney Spears is getting bashed in the media. “LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALLOOOOONNNNE!” still echoes in my head. Unfortunately, the two swear words he used were too much this time, and the powers-that-be removed […]

News You Don’t Care About

And now the news no one gives a flying rat’s ass about. has confirmed that The Simple Life will not be picked up for another season by the E! Network. Apparently Paris and Nicole’s real lives are much more interesting than anything scripted for television. Britney and Kfed’s divorce is final, y’all! TMZ has […]

Kristy Swanson Beats Up People

Well well well, look who crawled out of obscurity, just to smack around her boyfriend’s ex. Yes its the original Vampire Slayer herself, Kristy Swanson! TMZ reports Swanson and the former Mrs. Lloyd Eisler, Marcia O’Brien got into some sort of scuffle. Each saying the other started it. Most likely there was some hair pulling, […]

Britney Spears Throws Up!

Stop the virtual press, y’all! We just received some super important news! Britney Spears threw up last night, in a hotel bathroom somewhere! The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men’s toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably. Out of it, she was […]