Archive for the 'Celebrity Health' Category

Celebrity Deathwatch: Farrah Fawcett

What would Charlie do without this angel? Contrary to popular speculation, 62 year old Farrah Fawcett is not dead yet! Sure she has anal cancer which possibly has spread to her liver, but friends say she’s not ready to become a REAL angel just yet. Sources close to Ms. Fawcett explain her recent trip to […]

Patrick Swayze Diagnosed With Cancer

Well this is just no way to start a Wednesday morning. According to the ever-popular National Enquirer, which hasn’t always been totally wrong, Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer which has spread to his other organs, and has been given just five weeks to live. For the past month, Patrick, 55, has been […]

Britney Spears Goes Back to the Looney Farm

I’m just going to start copying and pasting this story until Britney either dies, or gets better. Spears was sent back to the psych ward at UCLA again last night, and I feel like it won’t be the last time. TMZ has the deets: Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt […]

Bobby Brown Has Heart Attack

Singer/crackhead Bobby Brown suffered a mild heart attack Tuesday, but managed to not die. R&B star Bobby Brown is “recovering nicely” from a mild heart attack he suffered on Tuesday. The 38-year-old singer felt chest pain and tingling in his arm on Tuesday afternoon and was taken to Tarzana Regional Medical Center in California by […]