Archive for the 'Britney Spears' Category

'Bohemian Rhapsody' on Old Computers

You know what you need on a Monday afternoon? A Queen song performed by computers that are probably older than the song they’re playing. Enjoy. Tweet

Britney Gets Animated

Britney Spears’ latest music video for her song Break the Ice is all animated. I’m guessing the reason is due to the fact Real Britney can’t even put her pants on by herself, let alone get it together to complete something as complicated as a three minute music video. Actually, Animated Britney is pretty hot. […]

Dunst Checks In, Spears Checks Out

Britney Spears has been released from her home away from home – the UCLA Rest Stop For Crazy People. Spears was taken away by the “men in the clean white coats” on January 31st. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such […]

Britney Spears Goes Back to the Looney Farm

I’m just going to start copying and pasting this story until Britney either dies, or gets better. Spears was sent back to the psych ward at UCLA again last night, and I feel like it won’t be the last time. TMZ has the deets: Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt […]

Celebrity Deathwatch – Britney Spears

She’s not dead yet, but according to TMZ, the Associated Press already has her obit written. I figured that was good enough reason to make our dear friend, Britney Spears (and all her personalities) the latest addition to Celebrity Deathwatch. TMZ spoke to AP Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington who confirmed the news. Washington told Us […]

Britney Spears Goes Naked Shopping

Seriously people, WHEN will the bottom ever come to Britney Spears? Every time we think “This is it! THIS time its rock bottom!” she just keeps on falling. I think she’s finally reached “Courtney Love” status now, next stop: Anna Nicole Smith. The dead version. Apparently Britney was running around naked in a popular clothing […]

The (Crazy) Train Just-a-Keeps On Rollin'

Britney Spears showed up late to her custody hearing, only to get out of the car, walk around to the other side, get back in, and then leave. When Britney got out of the car at the courthouse, she screamed at photogs, “Move back, I’m scared. Stop it, stop it. I want to get back […]

Britney Wasn't Drunk, Just Nuts

There’s good news, and there’s bad news. The good news is, Britney tested free of any alcohol or drugs when she was hauled off to the looney bin last Thursday. Thats also the bad news. “She tested clean,” the source says. “This lady is as clean as clean can be, and has been for some […]

Britney Goes to the Hospital

Its full steam ahead for the Crazy Train in 2008! Britney Spears isn’t gonna let a little thing like the change of the year slow her down! Helllll no! After failing to show up for her latest court date yesterday, she apparently refused to return custody of her kids to their daddy, Kevin Federline. She […]

Britney Moving to Denver?

Fellow Denver-ites, don’t be surprised if there’s a gigantic train wreck here in town, sometime in the near future. I don’t mean the light rail running off its tracks, I mean the Britney Spears kind of train wreck. Rumor has it the Biggest Mess of 2007 has been scoping out a new place to “crash” […]