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Tom Cruise in Talks For 'Top Gun II'

After consulting with the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise has decided its time for Top Gun II. Cruise, 46, is in talks with studio bosses to reprise his role as Lt. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell in a long-awaited follow-up. An insider tells The Sun: ‘The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school […]

Odd Couple Alert: Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart?

Seriously? Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart are engaged? Wow. This makes me laugh. Its funny. You know, funny like a clown. Like its here to amuse me. Thats what I mean. Thats how its funny. You know, funny because he’s like 223 years old and only comes up to her knees. Something must be wired […]

Its Official. The End is Near.

Scary, Sporty, Ginger, Baby and Posh made it official today. Thats right, the Spice Girls are reuniting for a comeback tour. Not just any comeback tour. No sir. A world-effing-wide comeback spectacular tour! Posh said: “My main reason for doing this is for my kids – so they can see what mummy used to do. […]

The Salt ‘N’ Pepa Show to Hit Airwaves

Remember last week when I told you about the Spice Girls reunion? You know, the whole, signs of the apcalypse and all? Add this to your list of civilization-ending items. Some super-genius over at VH-1 thought, not only would it be great to have Salt ‘N’ Pepa reunite, but to film them trying to reunite […]

Spice Girls Reunion in the Works?

Of all the bands that ever broke up, the last one I would ever want to see reunited would be the Spice Girls. Does the world really need a new Spice Girls album?  On the other hand, the planet seemed a lot better off back in 1996. No 9/11, no Iraq, no George Bush, just […]