George Lucas isn’t quite done ruining Star Wars yet. Mr. Bearded NoNeck has agreed to a Star Wars Musical, starting in April in London. Premiering next year in London’s O2 arena, the production will be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in synch with movie clips from the six live-action films. The show will play [...]
After much controversy, Keith Hernandez’s mustache has been named Top Sports Mustache of All Time by the American Mustache Institute, just barely beating out Rollie Fingers. “While our certified mustacheologists share concerns that the voting may have been more about the man rather than the mustache in Keith’s case – fans of sport and mustaches [...]
Seriously? Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart are engaged? Wow. This makes me laugh. Its funny. You know, funny like a clown. Like its here to amuse me. Thats what I mean. Thats how its funny. You know, funny because he’s like 223 years old and only comes up to her knees. Something must be wired [...]
I’m not sure why this is news but its all over the blogs: TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out. But Chappelle’s rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion — not drugs. The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for “physical [...]
Initial rumors claimed Paris Hilton’s early jail release was due to some sort of body rash, now TMZ says it was mental anguish: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that’s why she was released early this morning. [...]
I’ve been awake for exactly four minutes. There’s still crust in my eyes. After fumbling for my glasses I read the instant message that just popped up on my screen. My buddy JP has just informed me summer vacation has been cut short. Its back to school early. Paris Hilton has been released from jail [...]
Rapper Akon is following up his recent underage-girl-humping incident with an amazingly stupid sequel involving fan tossing at a recent show. Fishkill town police are looking for the KFEST concertgoer who on Sunday was plucked from the crowd by a security guard, directed toward headlining musician Akon and then hoisted by Akon on the singer’s [...]
Remember Natalie Holloway? She was the teen that went missing in Aruba a few years back. Remember John and Patsy Ramsey? Of course you do. John’s daughter Jon Benet Ramsey turned up dead several years ago and his wife Patsy died last year. Well apparently John is back on the dating scene and has been [...]
