Archive for the 'Rumors' Category

Scarlett Johansson Does Tom Waits

I know what you’re thinking “WHAT? Scarlett is gettin’ it on with Tom Waits??” Tom Waits wishes. Actually she’s planning a new album of Tom Waits cover songs. (So says FOX News, so who knows if this story has any weight.) Scarlett, I am told, has signed a deal to make her first record. “Scarlett […]

Paula Abdul Continues to be Crazy

Apparently Paula Abdul and Britney Spears are drinking from the same water fountain. According to Radar Online, the American Idol judge had some sort of fit at LAX over the holidays. Says a tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal: “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she […]

Speaking of Home Brewed Porno…

Next up on the Hollywood sex tape spinning wheel of probably-not-true rumors, we have Eva Longoria. The Desperate Housewife is supposedly starring in a homemade sex video which is circulating the internetters now. A sex tape featuring Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker has reportedly surfaced on the internet. The video, […]

Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead Lovers?

There hasn’t been much Anna Nicole hub-bub in awhile, so apparently its time for someone to start it up again. And that someone is Rita Cosby, a former MSNBC journalist, who has written as tell-all book about the deceased Playmate.  In the book titled Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, Cosby […]

Larry Wachowski Is Still a Man

If you got all caught up in the “Larry Wachowski got a sex change” madness this week, I’ve got some disappointing news for you. Larry Wachowski is not a woman.  At least according to FOX News, which in itself is about as reliable of a news source as the blogs posting the Hollywood gender reassignment […]

Speaking of Class Acts…

Tommy Lee. Need I say more? Tattooed rocker Tommy Lee will hook up just about anywhere and with anyone. Lee’s raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl “were flat-out [bleep]ing” on a banquette, according […]

Bizarre Couple of the Day

Somebody queue up the “If They Mated” machine, because this new celebrity couple is going to have hilarious babies. According to Contact Music, D-lister Kathy Griffin and Apple Co-Founder Steve “the Woz” Wozniak are dating. Apparently Woz was taken with Griffin after he saw her perform her stand-up act recently. Well, at least their offspring […]

Paris Hilton: Super Hero?

Rumor has it Stan Lee is considering creating a superhero based on Paris Hilton. Stan the Man says, “She won’t be your typical superhero – it’s a very funny, refreshing and compelling situation comedy. I like her. She’s a nice, lovely girl.” I love Stan Lee. He never has a bad thing to say about […]

Scarlett Johansson Passes on the Porn

First Jessica Simpson turns down porn, now Scarlett? Rumors have been circulating that the hottest woman alive, Scarlett Johansson, would be taking on the role of the hottest porn star alive, Jenna Jameson, in a biopic about the sex starlet’s life. After reports Jameson was smitten with Johansson and wanted her for the role, we […]

Odd Couple Alert: Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart?

Seriously? Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart are engaged? Wow. This makes me laugh. Its funny. You know, funny like a clown. Like its here to amuse me. Thats what I mean. Thats how its funny. You know, funny because he’s like 223 years old and only comes up to her knees. Something must be wired […]