Archive for the 'Quotes' Category


Leno Bloopers

As we get ready to say goodbye to Jay Leno, (only to say hello to him again an hour earlier) let’s take a look at the few funny moments he’s had over the past 17 years. They’re all right here in this 5 minute clip. Tweet

Keyboard Cat vs Colbert

Oh Keyboard Cat. You’re so famous you’re on the Daily Show now! Don’t konw Keyboard Cat? Check out a couple videos, as well as his mention Comedy Central. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Daily/Colbert – Keyboard Cat thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor Tweet

Cher To Be Next Catwoman?

Ok, so admittedly, I thought Heath Ledger as the Joker was a bad idea. I was wrong. But really? 132 year old Cher as Catwoman? How can that possibly be a good idea?? The 62-year-old singer and actress is reported to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film […]

Moby Says Stuff

Moby (who looks a lot like this bartender at a bar I used to go to) has finally commented on Britney Spears’ head shaving incident. Apparently news travels slow in the indie-rock-hiphop-dj world because that whole head-shave thing was like, six months ago wasn’t it?  Anyway, here are Moby’s words of wisdom. “What I don’t […]

Evel Knievel's Last Words (sort of)

Stunt Legend Evel Knievel (who’s name, in my opinion should be easier to spell) died last week, ironically, not doing anything crazy. But before he rode off to the big spinning wheel of fire-chainsaws in the sky, he gave an interview with Maxim Magazine. Here’s a clip of what he had to say: “People pay […]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Stuff

Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt. She was at the beach and some paps shot her frolicking around in her grannie-pantie style bikini. Sadly the photos were not very flattering and now the Ghost Whisperer is all worked up about it: “Like all women out there should, I love my body. I know what I look like, […]

Hayden Christensen Says Stuff

“I was one of those ball boys at the net that run across and grab the ball after it’s smacked into the net. I had good reflexes so as soon as a ball went into the net I was there two seconds later. “And John McEnroe was wanting to take out his aggression on the […]

Michael Caine Says Stuff

“I don’t know if he is actually gay, but he would probably help out if they were short-handed.” – Michael Caine, when asked if Richard Gere is gay. Tweet

Dog Says Stuff

“I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people. There’s a special connection that I thought I had between me and black […]

Russell Crowe Says Stuff About Leo DiCaprio

“You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on ‘The Quick and the Dead [1995],’ ” says Crowe. “He was a virgin, and he’d talk about that constantly. So I’m hoping we have some time so he can fill in what’s happened in between, maybe show some photos, because I’m sure life’s different […]